Below are the most recent 8 friends' journal entries.

Tuesday, December 22nd, 2009
fakeflowers	10:02a	I hate when people post about thier dreams but seriously... I had a dream that me and my old friends from highschool were traveling around Europe, for a European Relational Aesthetics Fest. We caught an act on a pavillion, math students and relational aesthetics teams were counting to create music. Then the rasta dude next to them hoses everyone down with water, and start throwing bits of palm trees at us. We run away and i scream "fuck you, yea keep throwing water and palm trees to pretend like your some jamaican dude you lame ass." He follows me telling me how much it hurts to take palm out of your skin... the begins to smoke the rubber from his shoe, and it functions like crack. Has super powers and wants me to meet his mom. What the hell is happening. My dreams are getting so much more creative, I guess I'm just most satisfied that i conjored a "Relational Aesthetics Fest." It's a pretty brilliant idea. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Saturday, December 19th, 2009
astrozombie1991	3:20a	Zetsuba Tenshiu So often I wonder why I even fucking try with some people.... (Comment on this)
Thursday, December 17th, 2009
theetinygoat	1:48p	in other news, i'm attempting to devise an explaination for the random door locking that happens at my house at night that is not ghost related. i'll leave the back door unlocked if mike is coming over late or if bob is out (he lost his key), and then will invariable get a call from whoever asking to be let in cause the doors are locked. and of course this is entirely unrelated to the several basement/my room door randomly opening and closing happenings. ive been there almost 2 years and its just been in the past two months or so that this has been going on. weird. (2 Comments |Comment on this)
theetinygoat	9:53a	hi there body! just so you know...this combination of sinus infection/massive jaw pain...DO NOT WANT. if you could please only have one thing hurt at a time, that would be awesome. in fact, i'll take a bitchin bout of bronchitis in exchange for my wisdom teeth stopping their forward rampage. yeah, not happy about the teefs. they're totally in with plenty of room since i have the dental format and jaw of an early hominid, so i dont know what the issue is that is causing terrible jaw related pressure that makes my face hurt. particularly since the dentist scares me to the point that i want to throw up, my insurance sucks, and my flex spending health thing doesnt apply to dental. yeah. stop it teefs. (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, December 16th, 2009
theetinygoat	10:23a	dear child-having public, having just seen the 2009 top ten popular baby names, i must report that i am concerned and more than a little disgusted. clearly you do not understand the importance of a good name. perhaps i have been spoiled by my awesome name, but i doubt it. i would appreciate a resurgence of classical and/or biblical names, family names, and pretty much anything that isnt taylor, madison, or aiden. these names have no soul and you are setting up your kid to be boring. just sayin'. if you do not take immediate action in this baby naming fiasco, i will be forced to begin to personally rename your children. i expect your prompt and courteous attention. molly mcclanahan (7 Comments |Comment on this)
y_julieta	12:44a	Wow! Just like that. I opened my 1932 first edition of Grange Woolley's translations of Stéphane Mallarmé's prose and verse and found a HIDDEN LETTER hand-written by Woolley himself: To Sir Edward Beatty, in appreciation of your kind interest in the past, Cordially, Grange Woolley !!! (1 Comment |Comment on this)
y_julieta	12:36a	I am in the midst of finals week. I have piles of work on the floor and what am I doing? Boiling eggs and brooding over Mallarmé. QUELLE SOIE AUX BAUMES DE TEMPS. I am efficient in procrastination only when I am in my room. One may consider procrastination an idle game. I, on the contrary, see it through it's puerile veil. It is only when I am in my bedroom "alone" that I feel most accompanied. My inner longing to speak to myself, cry, stare into the mirror, shuffle around things- makes it difficult for me to focus on any task. My best work is always created when my being is anonymous among the public. It is in the presence of others that I grow old. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Sunday, December 13th, 2009
astrozombie1991	8:58p	no I want to cause this pain so much (Comment on this)